Stupid Questions 258

in funny •  2 months ago 

American dancer and actress Maddie Ziegler, “cupiosexual” and “demisexual” are not really mentioned much in this hooker-heavy edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals:

“How Can You Go Home?”

Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman’s body?
(To keep the milk away from the "pussy.")

Why did the Blonde have square boobs?
(She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.)

Is it true that women sniff their bras to see if they can wear them one more day?

What did the bra say to the hat?
(You go on a head while I give these two a lift!)

Is it true that if your cup is only half full . . . you probably need another size bra?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
(A roamin' Catholic.)

“Isn’t It Time?”

What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?
(If you take away the legs and the breast you're left with a smelly greasy box.)

What do you call identical boobs?

Would anyone really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Why did God give women boobs and nipples?
(To make suckers out of men!)

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included?

I was once slapped in the face by a girl with twelve nipples. Sounds weird, dozen tit?

The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty, replies: "What a stupid question from someone who has a dick on his face."

"One Look Over My Shoulder (Is This Really Goodbye?)"

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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  ·  2 months ago Reveal Comment

Thank you very much!